That's a neat party trick.

A conversation preceded by me asking El Hub to refill my water for the eighty bajillionth time since I got pregnant last year:

Me: I just realized that instead of turning water into wine, I turn water into milk.
El Hub: Yeah, but that's a lot less fun at parties.
Me: It involves boobies, that makes it MORE fun.

Fun times. A more genuine post on the trials and tribulations of breastfeeding coming soon.