*quiet scene on the couch, each of us on our respective laptops*
El Hub: What are you going to do?
El Hub: Are you about to do something?
Me: Uh, I was going to sweep, mop, and finish sorting my paperwork... Why?
El Hub: You're sorting a ton of music in iTunes. That usually means it's "Serious Victoria Project Time."
Me: Oh. Well. Yes.
He knows me.